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“Who Gives a Crap?” July 11th edition

In current events on July 12, 2010 at 8:22 am

Ah, what a wondrous Sunday! Somewhere, the sun shined, the birds sang, and incredible things occurred. Life altering, enlightening, feel good type of stuff. If you are looking for some of that, please stop reading now. Here is some of incredible “crap” I came across surfing the web today:

* Without a doubt the most unoriginal movie idea of all time! This is the answer to a question no one is asking, and I can’t wait to not see this movie…

* Spain wins the world cup (snooooore). Seriously, who cares?

Whoop dee doo...No one in America cares

* Hard to believe but Jesse Jackson calls a white man a “slave master”! Cue the world’s tiniest violin as the Reverend Jesse Jackson has once again attempted to piggyback his way into the social consciousness by accusing Cleveland Cavs owner Dan Gilbert of endangering Lebron James’ life with his heated letter. Note to Jesse…Lebron brought that on himself when he embarrassed the entire city of Cleveland with his 1 hour “break up” special. Somewhere. Al Sharpton is sobbing uncontrollably into his suede sweat suit for missing out on this opportunity.

* Chicago franchise investigated for torture! Chicago Cubs win 1 game of a four games series against the Dodgers – Seriously, why are they still playing baseball?

* Lindsey Lohan sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating terms of probation. Big deal. Everyone knows the best drugs can be found in U.S. Prisons. She might actually shank somebody so that she can stay in longer.

If they were serious about punishing her, they should make her work a 9 to 5 job cleaning toilets, working for streets and sanitation, cleaning up vomit, or some other real job that normal people do to provide for themselves and their families. Let her do that for 90 straight days and then we will see if she can appreciate what she has!

If not, well she better hope this is up in her cell

I loved you in "mean girls"! Now paint my toe nails!

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