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Steve Jobs = ninja?

In current events, Uncategorized on September 17, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Apple Ceo Steve Jobs was denied passage at Kansai International Airport for trying to transport ninja stars aboard his private jet, according to SPA! magazine (via bloomberg.com).

A security scan at Kansai International Airport, near Osaka, detected the weapons inside the executive’s carry-on luggage in July as he was returning home to the U.S. from a family vacation in Kyoto, the Japanese magazine reported, citing unidentified officials at the airport and the transportation ministry.

It seems pretty stupid to think that story might be true, considering jobs hijacking his own airplane makes about as much sense as musician Ke$ha winning the Nobel prize. Plus, everyone knows Steve Jobs is actually from the future and travels by teleporter.

Still, imagine if Jobs really were secretly a ninja. It might look something like this…

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