D.Repoman

We do chicken, A’ight

In pop culture on January 24, 2011 at 5:50 pm

The original hype man is back! Yeaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Or not. It appears that Flava Flav has declared war on the Colonel, opening Flava’a Fried Chicken in the notorious fried chicken “hotbed” of Clinton, Iowa.

All 6 of the black residents of Clinton were said to be ecstatic.

According to the Huffington Post, “Rapper and reality TV star Flavor Flav is bringing the flavor of chicken to Iowa.

Flav’s Fried Chicken opens Monday in Clinton, Iowa. Flav has been there preparing for the launch and told the Clinton Herald he’ll visit often for promotions and even work the fryer. He has a culinary degree and restaurant experience.”

Now, I’m no expert, but it would appear that Flav and his partners are really banking on his name bringing them the business. Don’t believe me? Look where they’ve placed their first restaurant:

Watch here as Flava does what he does best when giving an “interview” about the new business:

Seriously, Flava Flav? What’s next, you going to put out a line of liquors? You are seriously putting minorities back 100 years buddy.

(editors note: too late! According to HipHopDX, Flav already has a planned line of liquors coming out 1st Q 2011)

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  2. That video is the worst interview ever. That fat dude could have less to say but I’m not sure how. Let me summarize…

    – He did the dry walling.
    – He thinks pictures of Flav will make people feel like Flav is there.
    – Flavor Flav told him to stay home when he was sick.

    Awesome.

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