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Get Shorty – Benilda Devarie

In Hot Chicks on February 17, 2011 at 7:32 pm

Back after a brief hiatus, Repo’s Delight is proud to present a new entry into the Get Shorty series, Benilda Devarie!

The 26-year-old Benilda hails from Patillas, Puerto Rico!

Benilda is an Aquarius and is a full-time model who moonlights as a Go-go dancer.

Standing 5’5″, her measurements are 342537

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Top 5 Women Prince William Should be Marrying

In current events on February 17, 2011 at 6:34 pm

Editors Note: Special guest post by Turd Ferguson of turdfergusonblog.com!

By now the whole world has heard that Prince William is getting married to some commoner named Kate Middleton. Good for her. She’s one Viagra induced heart attack from being crowned Queen of England. More power to her. But, c’mon Prince William, dog, Willie, fam, couldn’t you have done any better? I mean she’s cute and all, but you’re the freaking’ Prince of Wales! The Artist Formally Known as Prince, currently, at the age of like 50, is still pulling hotter chicks than Kate Middleton. Throw your title around, for Christ sake! There’s a kingdom on the line homie!

Take this advice, and take it seriously: Drop that $5 dinner and get with a winner! I’m even going to help you out. I’ve listed 5 English chicks who I’m 99.6% sure would marry you if you just asked. On second thought, scratch that last part. Dont marry them; make like Big Pun and crush a lot!

1) Rosie Jones: She might be, in my humble opinion, the only girl worthy of bringing home to my momma. Rosie is the quintessential girl next door ( if you’re into that type).

2) Keeley Hazell: Yeah, yeah, she has a sex tape but if you can just ignore the first 8 minutes of her giving head in broad day light, the rest of the sex tape is so dark that you really can’t tell if its her or not. It’s all about perspective…

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Links Before You Drink

In Uncategorized on February 6, 2011 at 2:08 pm

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Packer Girls versus Steeler Girls: Who is Hotter ~ turdfergusonblog.com

From the “Oh, wonderful, now I can sleep at night” department – Tebow is STILL a Virgin ~ bustedcoverage.com

Enter the Ninja! ~ Spewf.com

Friday’s Effing Links ~ loserswithsocks.com

Terrorist Group Captures Ronald McDonald! ~ doubleviking.com

Random Hottie – Jacqueline Suzanne ~ h8torade.com

Derrick Rose: The Legend Continues… ~ InevitableExaggeration

EA Takes Shot at “Call of Duty” Games

In Games on February 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm

War games are big business, and no franchise is bigger than Activision’s “Call of Duty” series. Watch as EA takes a shot at the champ with their new promo video for their upcoming “Bulletstorm” game:

Links Before You Drink

In Uncategorized on January 14, 2011 at 8:58 pm

Showing some love to some of our favorites! Check them out!

Is the “Facebook” phone a reality? ~ InevitableExagerration.com

TwitPic of the Day – Kim Khardashian ~ TurfFergusonBlog.com

Ron Artest Sucks at Rapping! ~ godblesstheinternet.com

Risque Doritos Commercial ~Spewf.com

Friday’s F$#%ing Links ~ Loserswithsocks.com

Incredible Armless musician ~ doubleviking.com

Meet the 2011 “Ms Reef” contestants (ay caramba!) ~ h8torade.com

“The Cape” tv review ~ reviewsyoucaniews.com

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